Beat The Blerch is a unique running event inspired by the popular comic by The Oatmeal, offering distances ranging from a 5K to a full marathon. Held in the quaint town of Carnation, Washington, the race is located just 35 minutes outside of Seattle. Runners will enjoy a beautiful, flat, out-and-back course that winds through lush, mossy evergreen forests along the Snoqualmie Valley Trail. The race atmosphere is lighthearted and fun, celebrating the joy of running while embracing the humor of the Blerch. After crossing the finish line, participants can explore the nearby strawberry farms and p...




Not affiliated with this event. Official website. We may earn a commission on registrations.









































Tolt-MacDonald Park
Carnation, WA 98014